BIDEN'S MENTAL FOCUS BOTTLE - Filled with What's in Joe Biden's Head - Absolutely Nothing

BIDEN'S BOTTLE:

Specially Formulated to Contain Exactly What's In Joe Biden's Head: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

Use daily to achieve the same profound mental acuity as Joe Biden!

• Need to know how to cross the border between Mexico and Israel? We've got you covered!
• Trying to figure out how to not get prosecuted for having classified docs? No problem!
• Want to know the secret to getting family fembers exorbitant salaries on the Board of foreign corporations? This is your magic sauce!

BUT WAIT - THERE'S MORE!

Some have said that this product actually heightens their sense of smell - making this the PERFECT gift for any family or friends who happen to love sniffing hair!

How focused is it? Packed with powerful ingredients such as "Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier" and "You Know, The Thing" - you can rest assured that you'll be just as focused as Sleepy Joe himself. How focused is it? Oh, It's Focused!

"Is this real or is this a joke?" - You might be asking yourself this very question at this exact moment! The reality is, it's actually both! When you order a Biden's Bottle (or 2, or 3, or 5!), you will absolutely be getting a bottle exactly like shown above that's full of absolutely nothing. This makes an amazing gag gift or just a really fun gift to give your liberal friends if you want them to have an amazing day!

The public reviews are in, and they're spectacular:

• "Great #stockingstuffers Stuffer!" - Robyn O'Donnell, X Platform
• "Peddle your garbage on Truth Social, dung pouch." - Milton Fletcher, X Platform
• "This is literally elderly abuse." - This B*tch Is Shaking The Table, X Platform

So, what are the DC Elites saying about it?

• AOC Says: "I shot this into my veins and came up with the Green New Deal."
• Nancy Pelosi Says: "This bottle makes me a kind, empathetic, caring person."
• Kamala Harris Says: "This bottle shall forever make me unburdened by what has been."
• Joe Biden Says: "Anyway."

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